holiday pub

  On sunday the 5 of july 2015 

i went to helensville. On wednsday i went to jakes house. THAT NIGHT WE MADE SOMETHING SO DESGUISTING it would make yo puke inside your mouthmaking you throw up that puke making you so sick you just have to ... faint. inside it was tomato sauce 2 eggs 
 18 month old whipped cream onions butter milk sugar nutri grain and some weet bix.and i only got 20 minutes of sleep. the next morning we had weet bix and sugar and for lunch we had cheese toasteis. 

 THE END.

Cross Country

On friday the 18th was cross country.

I woke up and got my uniform on and I packed a big lunch and put some water in my bag but later found out it was leaking ... but let’s not skip ahead of time.

Any way we left at 9:00am. We stopped in at the Cheltenham dairy and got an E2 drink and some grainwaves.

2 hours later

It was the start then with the blood curdling sound of the... clappers.

We started off to a good start. I overtook two people as I was coming to the first corner. We came to the fence. I jumped over then asing over I got lost on the gorge. We came to the swamp. I saw a man coming up the hill saying, “Do you have a radio?”

I came to the very end of the swamp then I saw Jacob on the ground so I asked if he was ok. He said, “Yes just carry on.” so I did.

The track wasn't even the most challenging bit ... I will tell you about the challenging bit later.

Up comes the finish line. As I ran past I could hear “do the dive do the dive” so I did the dive. Mud spattered everywhere! I ran to Dylan and we went to the toilet. We came out to do the dive off. We ran to where the dive off was. I ran and dived. There was mud all over my face and my body. I ran off to get washed up ... So I filled up a bucket and tipped it on my head. It was FREEZING I also hosed myself down so I was pretty much clean so I went to the toilets to get changed.

After that I went home and had a shower but there was not much hot water so it was a quick one. After that i had a

snoooooooze.

 

MUSHROOM REPORT

A BRIGHT RED FUNGI CALLED A TRUFFLE IS COVERED IN DIRT AND STICKS AND SLIME. IT IS ALMOST LIKE A MINI GOLF BALL. THE TRUFFLE IS RED WITH A WHITE STALK AND WORM LIKE ROOTS THAT HELP IT FEED.
BY FISHER

the tale of Mr Jeremy Fisher/ summary

It's about a frog named Mr Jeremy Fisher and where he lives. He went fishing and he tried to catch a trout but he caught a prickly fish and all the little trout jumped out and laughed at him.
Then he caught a BIG trout which pulled him under soon spitting him out because of his Macintosh.
He was also expecting visitors. They came and their names were Sir Isaac Newton and Mr Alderman Ptolemy. But instead of a nice dish of trout, he had roasted grass hopper with lady bug sauce.  
  
  

lower hutt

We prepared for a 9 and a half hour drive to lowerhutt. We passed through kimbolton kiwitea 
cheltnham fielding palmy ekatahuna levin until finally lowerhutt. where we met a guy named darryn he had lots of stuff for brewing. we spent 3 hours at the brewery and 3 hours home

THE END  

Samurai Jack-fisher

Long ago, in the distant land of china.

the terrible aku roamed spreading evil across the land BUT there was a warrior who wielded a magic sword and his name was................................................JACK

after nearly defeating aku, aku opened a magic portal and sent him to a universe where aku was a ruler of all rulers where it was evil everywhere.

he went into a bar and asked for some tea. some guy walked up to jack and asked to do the knife song BUT jack said NO!!!!!!! and he ran off to find aku who ha just created an evil clone of jack. He was called... MAD JACK. when they met they had a giant battle until jack said i have already won. Mad jack said "noooooooooooooo"  And banished no longer to be seen. finally he found aku and chopped him up into little bits and put him in sushi. He returned home only to find his home land was in terrible terrible trouble 

by MAD JACK

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